Forget Spain’s claim to fame with its soulful acoustic guitar, earthy sherry, and trendy beret. Pintxos - and the bar-hopping culture it is centered around - may well be the greatest innovation in all of Spanish history. It is near impossible to find a definitive origin for the idea of serving delicious snacks with your tasty artisanal beverage. Some say that King Alfonso X’s doctor recommended he eat small bites of food with a glass of wine to treat his illnesses, and he thereafter made it a requirement in the bars. Maybe it was the simple logic that a snack would curb the rate of irresponsible drunkards in the street? Others say slices of ham, cheese or bread were merely used to cover drinks from bugs and dust (hence “tapa” in all other parts of Spain - “tapar” means “to top”). Whatever the origins of this delightful tradition, it is something I have come to love about spanish culture - order a beer, get a snack.
Not all regions in Spain carry this tradition anymore, and if you have come to this country with the purpose of partaking in the “bonus” food with the very cheap drinks, understand where the best places are to do this. In Madrid and Toledo, this will happen in most bars, and at some restaurants before you even order. These tapas will vary in quality or level of inspiration - ranging from warm homemade empanadillas or rich choritzo slices with fried potato, to cold squares of mushy tortilla on a slice of bread or stale, flavorless potato chips . I've been told that Barcelona does not even offer such treats (though we shall soon find out!). There are many reasons to go to Spain, be it for learning a language, falling in love, seeing more of the world beyond your front door, or embracing a new culture. If your Spanish immersion centers on this ingenious foodie-in-a-culinary-paradise practice, then go to Basque Country.
Basque country - and specifically Donostia-San Sebastian - is where the beautifully delicious practice of “pintxo-hopping” originated as a local lunchtime tradition, and it has now grown (somewhat unfortunately) into a famous tourist attraction. While the rest of the country calls the small snacks you get with a beer “tapas,” here in Basque country, they are “pintxos” (pronounced “peen-chos”). The word pintxo means spear, representing the time-honored habit of securing the treat - be it bacala (salted cod), gambas (shrimp), croquettas (heavenly morsels of fried béchamel, often filled with ham, cod, or mushrooms) or spicy tortilla (omelette) - onto a slice of bread with a toothpick - a “spear.” It was perhaps this versatile vessel that allowed bartenders to get creative - and competitive - with their offerings in the north. While not true in Madrid or Toledo, you can rest assured that, whatever you try to eat in Basque country, if it comes with a magical spear, it will ignite your taste buds, starting with its artistic design and ending with its strong, fresh flavors.
I should mention one caveat to this wonderful practice - nothing good in life is free, and neither are these snacks in Bilbao and San Sebastian. Unlike Madrid and Toledo, where the snack is, just that, a snack, here it is a way of life - socially and culturally. Therefore, you are not simply given a pintxo with your beer, wine or cider order, but you are expected to order one specifically. However, food in this country is so unbelievably cheap, price at this point is hardly a factor. Depending on their elaborateness, they will range from about €1.50 to €3.50 per one. So dig in!
So, I am a bit of a control freak, and unless I have purposefully put myself there, the center of attention is not where I like to be. Knowing we were about to embark on an unfamiliar culinary adventure, with my green eyes, and our pale skin and accents being enough to make us stand out, I tried to do some research on proper pintxo etiquette. Through trial and error and the advice of friends along the way, here is what we discovered while Pintxo hopping in both Bilbao and Donostia-San Sebastian:
1. Litter Liberally
I hate littering, with a passion. There never seems to be a point in it, and while most view it as the product of laziness or sloppiness, for me it goes to a whole new level. It is insulting to the place you are littering in, destructive to your abandoned garbage’s new resting place, and just plain disgusting. It is a large factor in my dampened view of the city I currently call home, its streets littered with garbage - and dookie - in ridiculously close proximity to the plethora of ingenious garbage can contraptions… But anyways, if you are eating pintxos in Basque Country, you will be throwing your napkins on the ground. It is not only your sole option, as there is no table space for them, it is absolutely expected of you. So unleash the immoral side of yourself, throw that napkin on the ground, and try to act less weird about it than I did.
2. Clean your plate, or else...
When I first read up on pintxo traditions and etiquette, I read that pintxos are to be eaten in three bites or less. I am not sure if that is true, given the fact that no one seemed to be paying attention to how much you savored each morsel, and some just seemed utterly impossible to consume at that demanding rate. However - we quickly discovered that if you do not eat it all, the servers will not hesitate to tell you the deal. Jonny may have forever banned us from the main plaza in the historic center of Bilbao for leaving a half-bite of the cheese rind - and the scraps of his bread - on the plate.
3. Be mindful of your drink-to-pintxo ratio
I was warned multiple times by my native friend about this one. Wine is cheap in Spain (a decent bottle can be as little as €3.00!), and we have built up quite a tolerance here such that my liver eagerly awaits the detox it will have once we go home. This in conjunction with the fact that neither of us are binge drinkers of any sort meant that this was not something we had to worry too much about. However, it is something you should keep in the back of your mind. The culture here is to go to one place, get one drink, eat one, maybe two pintxos, and repeat. It is easy to get very drunk - and painfully sick - very quickly. Though, according to my Spanish friend, the range of delicious foods and colorful wines consumed can make for some rather spectacularly colored projectiles as your body cries for mercy.
4. Standing room only, almost
You likely won’t have any another option than to stand while you eat, and you will need to throw an occasional elbow if you stand only 5 feet tall - just barely able to see over the towers of food lining the bars. Standing is how it is done here, and how you should carry out your pintxo experience. It exposes you to the people, the food they are going for, and the entertaining bartenders. Sitting only closes you off from the experiences. And if your feet are starting to hurt, just have another cider!
5. Hot pintxos are worth the wait - the long wait
Most bars offered not only the fancy creations served cold right off of the bar top, but they also provided a varying list of warm pintxos, listed on chalkboards in and outside of the bar. I often went for these, but I learned quickly that I would have to be a patient pintxo-hopper. My favorite stop in Bilbao had me waiting 15 minutes, and when I ordered the “Brochetta” in Donostia-San Sebastian, we waited a half hour for it. Both waits were well worth it, however, and you can always peruse and try some cold delights while you wait!
6. Count your pintxos
I read somewhere that the bars count how many toothpicks you have at the end of your culinary visit, but I also read this is a myth. In practice, no one seemed to be counting our garbage or really even keeping track at all for that matter. When it came time to move on, most often, we had to tell them what we ate and drank - sometimes by the general number, and sometimes by the specific foods. We were honest, and they trusted us because that is how it works here. However, after a couple of drinks, it does become a little difficult to remember the totals, and at times we were forced to work together to reminisce wantingly on the food we had gorged ourselves with. But, then again, if you take the following piece of advice to heart, you won’t have to count too high.
7. Eat about two pintxos per establishment
For the most part, we stuck to the general rule of one, maybe two tapas at one bar before moving on. This was especially so in Donostia - San Sebastian. Every place has something a little different from the last one - a different crowd, different flavors, different mood- and all of them were great in their own way. So the best thing to do - and the expected practice - is to hop from place to place.
However, I think this rule calls for more flexibility than the previous ones. When we went to Donostia - San Sebastian, after surveying the food at a couple of the places recommended to us, we just got too overwhelmed to keep fighting our way through the crowds, and we slinked off to a calmer - but still busy - street. And that is where we found Ordiziz, a small old-timey looking bar filled with an older, local-looking crowd. It was love at first bite, accompanied by a comical old bartender in a plaid shirt, and what appeared to be his son.
We passed the rest of our pintxo tour time here, having second drinks as we indulged in spicy choritzo cooked in cider, creamy croquettas, and flaky mysterious puff-balls filled with some of the most amazing stew I have ever had in my life. Which brings me to my final rule:
8. Do not fear the mystery puff balls
It’s often hard to convince me to be adventurous when it comes to food. Growing up on a very limited income, the look of frustration on my parents’ faces when I did not eat what I ordered at a restaurant could not hold a candle to the guilt I was already feeling about squandering that money away on an empty stomach. It has definitely left a lasting impression on me and without thinking, I will always choose the cheapest guarantee. I never gamble.
But then Basque Country happened, and pintxos presented the perfect opportunity for me to explore what I might be missing. If it turned out I didn't like something, it was only a few bites and a couple euros anyways. And if I really could not finish it, Jonny would just eat it like the compact garbage disposal he is. It was a good system, and it led me to eating squid tentacles, anchovies, and most importantly, mystery puff balls of deliciousness. I remember eyeing these doughy amorphous puffs at nearly every bar we stopped at, but there was no description listed near them and I fail at understanding food descriptions in Spanish. People were not lining up to inhale these as they were the croquettas and iberian ham either, but Jonny encouraged me to take a chance. The result - a heavenly and nostalgic indulgence I never wanted to end. It was something like a beef-stew, but it tasted like a creamy shepard’s pie with a savory sauce and tender vegetables - and I hope to find it again before I leave. I would have missed out on the best food I had in Basque Country if I was not drunkenly susceptible to my husband’s refusal to let me be afraid to just try new things. Moral of the story - try it all, even if you are afraid live “gambas” might come crawling out of its ambiguous, puffy shell.
Now that you know how to eat, it is best to have a general idea of where to eat - to get you started at the very least.
Bilbao
Bilbao is not where people typically travel to for pintxos. However, if you end up here instead of Donostia-San Sebastian, you will not be missing out too terribly. The scene is more or less the same (perhaps better because it is less crowded and gimmicky?) and in the end, the food in Bilbao was cheaper than Donostia-San Sebastian. My best advice for where to go, is to simply follow the crowd and your nose. You will not be disappointed.
If that leaves you unsatisfied, I recommend a place called Berton, on Calle de Jardínes, in casco viejo. The bartender was supremely talented at managing what looked to be at least 25 orders, and the food was almost too beautiful to eat. Jonny dove right into the cold pintxos - an amazing “setas” concoction (they marinate the mushrooms in this herbed oil and then seared them to perfection - and speared them onto some bread - we never could have enough of them), and an artistically arranged quince-tomato-brie snack that he inhaled - while I waited patiently for my tender, savory beef sirloin medallions (medallón de solomillo - oof what a mouth-full to say).
Note, there were two bars called Berton in close proximity to each other, and we only went to the one I listed here (it has a two-foot tall sign in the shape of a steak (Chuletón) hanging from its entrance, advertising what we witnessed to be a delicious plate of rare steak served on a sizzling platter - with bread) so I cannot speak to the quality of the other one. If it is good, credit me for dragging you there inadvertently. If it is bad, I already warned you, I did not try it.
Donostia! (San Sebastian)
Donostia-San Sebastian is where the country hangs its hat on pintxos, and when I told my friend we would be going there, he graciously gave me a detailed list of where I had to go and what I needed to try while I was there:
Txepetxa (Pescadería, 5) was recommended for its famous Anchovies - hailed as the best in Donostia-San Sebastian. Indeed one peak at its menu makes it clear this is a fish they have focused their life’s work on. Instead of being harvested from a can and melted into bubbling pizza cheese, these anchovies were fresh and held a reigning position atop hard, artisan cheese, or colorful fruits. The most popular anchovy pintxo recommended to us was the toast with cream of crab, but several people were said to love them with the papaya. In our attempts to find this place, we ended up at a different bar, and after trying the anchovies there, I let Jonny partake on another anchovy adventure alone - and he chose the papaya version. I chose some greenish colored cod...mush with a light potato gratin on top. Both were fishy - but both were very good. This stop is definitely the place to go for Anchovies, and that fact is clearly no secret - celebrities photographed with the owners lined every inch of the walls, which were only minimally visible at best through the boisterous, fish-eating crowds.
Zeruko (Pescadería, 10) was place we did not make it to because we got confused by the crazy Euskadi all over the place, and because the addresses became jumbled with its close proximity to the Plaza (worth looking into itself if you have the time). It is a shame, because the food recommended there sounded phenomenal. They were described as “fusion” pintxos, with the most popular choice being a rich steak (“la hoguera”). I was told you absolutely should ask for the grilled mushrooms (hongos a la plancha) here and you will not be disappointed (which, by the way, were amazing every place we went).
I was told there was a foie gras with apple jelly (“jalea de manzana”) at La Cuchara de San Telmo - but we could not find it and admittedly did not try to hard. If the idea of foie didn’t already gross me out too much, I would be repulsed by the way it is mass-produced. Otherwise it was also suggested that we try the pig cheeks there (“tapas de carrilleras”).
Patio de Ramuntxo (Peña y Goñi 10 bajo) looked overwhelmingly inundated with touristy pintxo-hoppers, and probably because they have heard about the beef taco with piquillo sauce (“taco de buey”) situated amongst a wide variety of consistently good pintxos. If you want to stop and break the “no more than 2” rule, this is the place you are recommended to do it at. There was no way we could break through the crowd here, already exhausted from our fight in the next recommended location, Gandarias.
Gandarias (31 de Agosto) had a very large bar with a restaurant at the end, and it was packed. Every inch of the bar was lined with people standing around and enjoying their treats, and two or three rows of people behind them trying to flag one of the six bartenders working the place. It was here that we learned two more pintxo rules: (1) brocheta and bruschetta have nothing to do with each other; and (2) always return to the bartender you ordered your food from to pay at the end. I did not list these in my pintxo etiquette advice because they are largely in relation to this bar alone.
First, without checking for a translation, I eagerly ordered here the recommended brocheta, expecting a delicious slice of toasted bread, drizzled in oil and swimming in sweet, marinated tomatoes. It was the place I was looking forward to from the moment “the best bruschetta” was suggested to my mind. I was so distracted by my hunger, eagerness and the crowds, that I overlooked the bartender’s hesitant look and his question: “de Chipirón?” Sure, I thought - whatever he said, I wanted my tomatoes. After a 30 minute wait, smushed up against a pillar as waves of people came and went, I learned my lesson as two skewers of fried squid with a squid-ink glaze beneath it were handed to me (along with some awesomely delicious mushrooms). On review, brocheta essentially means a kebob. Despite the confusion, they were good- not at all chewy, with a subtle buttery flavor. The ink had only a mild taste to lend a savory flavor to the squid, without overpowering its light taste. The recommended brocheta is the shrimp brocheta (“gambas”), but the squid was amazing enough in itself.
The second lesson came when we tried to pay. The crowds had grown thicker, and our only inlet to the cashiers and bartenders was at the opposite end of the bar. The “new” bartender did not understand that we wanted to pay - not order another round - and began pouring us drinks and ringing in our orders. After our clarification that we were done, wanted to pay, we were reprimanded for our apparent stupidity. Oh well - it had never been a problem at the other, bustling though not inundated, establishments.
Finally, for those who prefer to drink a little more during their intoxicating afternoon, and if whiskey is the poison of choice, we were told that the place to go is El Museo del Whisky (Almadea del Boulevard, 5), which allegedly houses a collection of Whiskey that will leave you speechless, and an extensive list of gins as well. We were good on our cider.
We started to become overwhelmed by the number of people flocking with us to these not-so-well-kept secrets. So we decided to end our strict adherence to what was suggested and wander along until we found one that had people in it - but not three hundred. We stumbled (too much sidra) into a “whole-in-the-wall” establishment, filled with a generally older looking crowd of what appeared to be locals, and not so much tourists. It was my favorite place, and this is where we broke the no more than two pintxos rule in order to keep casually trying the many mouth-watering snacks.
Buzzingly content from the food - and cider - we stumbled along, ready to see if Donostia San Sebastian had anything else to offer us passersby.